Monday, 25 April 2011

Gender Laughter

OK, here's a question for you: do men and women laugh at the same things? Do you and your significant other, your male friends and family members?

I ask because Romantic Comedy often seems to be considered the preserve of women - chick flicks, chick lit etc. And I can't quite work out why! I share many of the same tastes as my husband - for example, we both like the Marx Brothers, Harvey, the Princess Bride, Steve Martin, an Australian musical comedian called Tim Minchin (right). On the other hand, he likes a lot of stand-up comedians that I'm not really bothered about.

And when it comes to books that make us laugh, I've given up. We did both like Ian Banks's humour for a while; but I could never persuade him to read all of Catch-22, which had me in stitches, and he just won't read romance at all. (Do you know any men who read - or admit to reading! - romance?)

For me, it doesn't have to be a "Comedy", as such. Whether books, films or tv shows, I love writing that has humour in there somewhere - like Buffy and Firefly. My husband did eventually come round to Firefly, at least!

But if he has the remote control (as most men always seem to!), romantic comedy films get switched off immediately. I've always loved the old fashioned type - like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers films. I had one of those on video that I caught my husband trying to off-load on to the local video rental shop. He claimed it was an accident. And I do like to pass an evening with a light, romantic comedy, with Hugh Grant maybe, or that one about the zillion wedding dresses which I managed to watch with a friend recently! It's not the same when the husband snores through it, though!

Anyway, what do you think? Does humour vary according to gender? Or is it the theme behind the humour that either appeals or doesn't?

Marie

Welcome Dakota Cassidy!

As our first guest of honour, I'm thrilled to welcome the one and only Dakota Cassidy! However, beating Dakota to the party, we appear to have one Nina Blackman Statleon who's dropped in to give us the true low-down on Dakota...

Ha-ha—Very Funny


Nina Blackman Statleon here, vampire, and the second heroine in a series titled the Accidentals. The series is about women who’ve been accidentally bitten by a paranormal being, and then fall in love with said being. You know, vampires, werewolves—what-ever. There’s even a first ever male accidental biting coming up. Anyway, I’m hijacking her highnesses blogging duties because it’s about time somebody paid attention to me. It’s well past time for the truth to come out!

Oh, and her highness=Dakota Cassidy. The author of the dumbest books evah, FYI.

And yeah, my fingers were sneering when I typed her name. Know why? Let me count the effin’ ways.

Poise yourself, people—incoming rant.

First, some background on Dakota. She’s quote-unquote labeled funny by some (not everyone. Some say she’s a total hack. “Some,” okay, most, are right). Sometimes people even say she’s the R-O-F-L-M-A-O kind of funny. You know, the kind where you spew milk from your nose? According to her, if she let herself think about trying to be funny, she’d never write another word. I’d just call that a blessing in disguise. But hey, that’s just me.

She’s also a sissy-whiner. Trust me, I know because I spend every frickin’ night with her. Anyway, the point. According to Senior Barbie, she doesn’t set out to be funny when she plunks her ten-by-ten wide down in her office chair every night. In fact, her beta readers have informed me that she has to ask them if they laughed during a read through. Which is pathetic, if you ask me. She’s paid to bring the giggle.

She calls this gig of hers pressure. You know, because she doesn’t know if she’s keeping book after endless stupid book fresh with new smart-ass lines and better plots. She’s forever stressing over whether she upped the ante enough, gave the story enough twists and turns, blah, blah, blah. But excuse the eff outta me, who’s really under pressure here, people?

Me.

That’s right. I said it. Me. I don’t care what any of the other heroine’s in the series say, and I don’t care if they are my BFF’s, I’m the snarkiest broad in all the books she’s written. I’m way funnier than Marty, Wanda, and Casey combined, and that’s on a slow day.

Isn’t it me who swears creatively book after book? Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep coming up with a new catch phrase her fans will use, but she’ll pretend is hers? Isn’t it my butt that’s always threatening bodily harm with wisecracks and fists?

Was it me who started the “What’s In Your Color Wheel?” slogan? You know, the most popular question fans ask her? Yes. You bet your flamin’ bippy, it was.  Last I checked, it was me who was responsible for all of her fans harshin’ the color yellow’s vibe, too.

Yet, she gets all the credit. Oh, Dakota’s so funny. Oh, Dakota’s a riot. Dakota, Dakota, Dakota. I can’t tell you how sick to death I am of hearing her name. I’m also sick to death of taking the fall. I lost count of all the dangerous situations she puts me in where I not only have to save myself, but whatever loser heroine Dakota’s thunk up in the latest Accidental adventure. Why is it always me that has to save the day?

Not only do I have to be funny, but I have to be some sort of ninja vampire, too? Who dubbed Dakota Cassidy the “word” on whether I should have the burden of saving the world on my shoulders?

So the next time you’re brave enough to pick up a Dakota Cassidy book, do yourself a favor—first, be strong fine warriors. You’ll need some strength going into one of her rambling, woeful tales. Second, remember WHO does all the work here.

That’s right. Me. Nina Blackman-Statleon aka Dakota Cassidy’s fall guy.

End rant :)



Excerpt from Accidentally Catty

In this scene, my heroine Katie Woods DVM, forty-two is struggling with her attraction to a man she believes is much younger than she is. He’s also the man who showed up on her clinic doorstep in cougar form, accidentally scratched her while he was unconscious and can’t remember a single thing about being a cougar…


Somehow, the vision of Shaw wringing George’s neck brought with it a deep feeling of being sheltered—protected, and it made her blush. “I say okay.”

His lips grazed her hair. “Do you want to know what I think we should do instead?”

“Play World of Warcraft?”

The rumble of his laughter against her cheek made her body tingle. “Lay off the teen jokes. What I have in mind has nothing to do with video games. It’s all adult-like, in fact.”

“You wanna balance my checkbook, don’t you?” She clamped her mouth shut, mortified she’d been so forward and flirtatious.

“Metaphorically speaking, I’d really just like to see your check- book again.” The smile that followed was lascivious.

Instantly, Katie was nervous. She’d had a semi-active sex life in college and before marrying George, but it’d been a long time since she’d engaged in something this spontaneous, and she’d never engaged in anything so forbidden. No matter how long his mother’d been around, Katie couldn’t get past the part that quite possibly, when she’d been graduating college and drinking beer from a bong, he’d been riding BigWheels and snarfing a Capri Sun.

She began to push Shaw away, even if doing so left her still wanting him. “We shouldn’t do this.”
He hauled her over his length, leaving them pressed together, their noses touching. “I can’t think of one good reason not to. I like you, you like me. It’s like that show Barney, but with some hanky-panky.”

“Because we hardly know each other.”

His mouth whispered over hers, making her nipples bead to tight knots. “In all fairness, you can’t really know me because I don’t know me. Therefore, the getting to know one another point is moot, which means we can skip right to the dirty without any residual guilt.”


Sounds good to me!  And thank you to Nina for the clarification - I'm sure Dakota will be along later to defend herself. In the mean time, Dakota is giving away a $15 Amazon gift certificate to one lucky winner who has anything to say about Nina's rant! The contest will end at midnight tonight and the winner will be announced tomorrow on this thread.



Sunday, 24 April 2011

Welcome to the Comedy Romance Party!

Come in, come in, grab the drink of your choice and mingle with our funny and fascinating guests of honour. The one and only Dakota Cassidy joins us later on today; tomorrow we have Kate Johnson, Wednesday Lizzie T. Leaf, Thursday Beverley Rae and Friday Marta Acosta.

All these writers have very different styles and different ways of making us laugh - although it did suddenly strike me that they have one thing in common: they've al written about the paranormal. This was quite uninentional on my part - I just invited authors who made me laugh :). And of course, they're all about romance.

So why do you think comedy and romance go so well together? I suppose love and laughter are two favourite human things, so you get double fun by having them in the same book :). And for me, emotion can be heightened by surrounding it with humour. A good, funny romance is the perfect escapism!

What kind of humour do you most enjoy? Smart, witty dialogue? Slapstick? Snark? Ridiculous situations? Do you like gentle humour running all through a book, or prefer the clutch-your-sides, laugh-out-loud moments? What makes you laugh? Curious authors would love to know :).

Marie

Saturday, 23 April 2011

Romantic Comedy Party Starts Tomorrow!

I hope you're ready for the Comedy Party! Five side-splitting authors will be here to entertain us from tomorrow until Friday with their funny take on romance. Drop in each day and bring all your friends to chat and read excerpts, and of course, every author will be giving away a prize. Quick reminder of our guests of honour schedule:

Monday - Dakota Cassidy
Tuesday - Kate Johnson
Wednesday - Lizzie T. Leaf
Thursday - Beverly Rae
Friday - Marta Acosta.

Don't miss them!

Marie

Monday, 18 April 2011

Release News and the Upcoming Comedy Party!

I know I was going on about it at the vampire party, so it's unlikely to have escaped your attention, but I feel I should formally announce the release of Blood Sin, the second book in my vampire romance trilogy, Awakened by Blood :).

BLOOD SIN: Awakened by Blood 2
By MARIE TREANORNAL- Signet Eclipse
Available now from Amazon.


Even if you walk in the light, you can dwell in the dark.

It came out on 5th April, and I'm thrilled to say it has already had some stunning reviews:

"Saloman and Elizabeth Remain 'Silky-Smooth'... just as fantastic... Blood Sin also delights with sensual tension... It works..."

"I can simply gush about how much I love Marie Treanor's writing...  In a sea of vampire stories, her creation stands out as one of the best."  Brazen Broads Book Bash, 4/4 stars.

"I have found myself totally taken by Saloman... intense and sizzling... I want more. Now..."  Grade: A, Sandy M., The Good, the Bad and the Unread.

"equally as good as the first if not better. I love the refreshing new story... Saloman is sexy and powerful... exciting from start to finish..."  Athenna, Paranormal Haven.

"I simply loved Treanor’s first book, Blood on Silk, and was excited to read Blood Sin... it does not disappoint." Pauline, Bookaholics, 4.5 stars.


The third book, Blood Eternal, comes out in October 2011 - in mass market paperback! Meanwhile, if you haven't yet read the first book, Blood on Silk, you can buy it now from Amazon.

And so to the next blog party!

April's theme is comedy romance, and this is our amazingly fun line-up of guests: Marta Acosta, Dakota Cassidy, Kate Johnson (aka Cat Marsters), Lizzie T. Leaf and Beverly Rae.

The party starts next Monday, 25th April, but I'll be in touch before then to confirm the guest scehdule. As always there will be excerpts, chat, prizes every day, and lots of other fun - you really don't want to miss this one :).

Marie

Friday, 1 April 2011

The End of Another Party...

...but how much fun was that? :).

A huge thank you to our wonderful and generous guests of honour: Theresa Meyers, Michele Bardsley, Bonnie Dee and Michele Hauf. And to everyone who joined the party in comment or in lurkdom!

The next party will be on the theme of comedy, so if you like a laugh - and who doesn't? - come back 25th to 29th April! Our guests of honour then will be Marta Acosta, Dakota Cassidy, Kate Johnson, Lizzie T. Leaf and Beverly Rae. Should be a hilarious week!

Marie

Welcome Michele Hauf!

What a wonderful Friday treat, to welcome fantastic and prolofic paranormal romance author, Michele Hauf! Welcome, Michele!

I love a good party!  Especially when the guests of honor are flashing a little fang.  But is it all right if I tote a few angels along with me?  Well, one angel and just a tiny little demon.  She's not that big; she won't hurt anyone.  Unless she sees the muscle-strapped angel, then all bets are off.  Because this demon is the heroine of my latest paranormal romance, FALLEN, and she's out to slay the hero, who is a fallen angel.  Will they ever get along?  It's a pretty good possibility.  J

But enough about those two. This party is about vampires, and yes, there are vamps in FALLEN as well.  Mean ones.  Vindictive ones.  The kind of vampires who live underground in the tunnels beneath Paris because they can't do sunlight.  They really want to walk in the light, though, so they're trying to get their hands on a fallen angel and his muse, because when those two get together, a nephilim could be born.  I promise no nephilim at this party!  Because that would be the ultimate party crasher.

So back into the party groove…  What I want to know is: If you were invited to the elite vampire party of the year, and could invite one famous vamp along with you, who would it be?  I think I'd have to go for the big guy, Dracula, but if I could invite one of my own vamps, it would definitely be Creed Saint-Pierre (Her Vampire Husband).  I have a set of my vamp stories to give away to one commenter: Her Vampire Husband, Seducing The Vampire, and Forever Vampire.


Excerpt from FOREVER VAMPIRE:

One would expect a faery fetish shop to look as though a faery had exploded all over the place, and Lyric was not disappointed. So much color hurt her eyes. The spectrum electrified, the rainbow would be put to shame by the vivid color.

        No sparkles—the faery would obviously provide that—but plenty of see-through stuff in indiscernible fabrics.  The walls and racks were hung with fluttery, slinky, sexy things she couldn't resist touching.  Some fabrics were cool, others warm.  Some liquefied between her fingers and she dropped the fabric thinking she held water, but the bright material simply dropped in a graceful sweep.  Intricate laces in all colors had been fashioned into strange designs that emulated flowers, insects, and horned creatures.

        The Seelie gown would have been the jewel amongst this dazzle.  She hoped being here wouldn't remind Vail to get tough with her about that. She really needed to contact Leo, see if he'd been successful in his search to help her.

        "This one."  Vail handed her a weightless bit of fabric.  Truly out of place in his dark attire and sunglasses, he commanded her attention with but a few words.  "Over there."  He pointed to what looked like a wall of leaves, but when Lyric approached she figured the dressing room was behind all the verdant greenery.

        The dress Vail had handed her was thin and felt as if it would tear if she twitched, but it was gorgeous.  A deep crimson, it hugged her body as if a second skin.  It was too risqué, for her nipples were plainly visible and it had an a-line cut right across her groin that emphasized her flat belly and the place where Vail had enjoyed putting his tongue.  It felt snuggly though, as if a sweater, even for its thinness.

        She turned and checked out the back view in the mirror.  Did her ass really look that good?  Her smile reflected back at her.

        Wait.

        Lyric turned and pressed her palms to the mirror.  Her reflection gaped at her.  "I can see myself?  What the—?"
         Must be some kind of magic faery mirror. Or—who cared?  She could see herself.  She hadn't been able to see her reflection since her first blood hunger. And looking in a pool of water, which was possible, always distorted her features.

        Tilting her head, Lyric smiled at what she saw. Bright blue eyes and a fine nose. Not so bad, she thought. The moment took away her breath. Even without makeup she liked what she saw.

        "Not so bad," she muttered to her reflection.  "Kinda pretty."

        "Kinda pretty?"  Vail popped his head in through the leaves, and she stepped aside to invite him in.

        "I can see myself in the mirror," she pointed out the obvious.

        "Yeah, it's a genuine sidhe mirror.  But just kinda pretty?  Lyric."  Standing behind her, he slid his palms over her hips, and looked over her shoulder into the mirror. "You are gorgeous."

        "It's been so long," she muttered, caught on the reflected image.  Was that a tear burning at the corner of her eye?

        He slicked back his hair and winked at his reflection.  "Pretty damn sexy myself."

        The bad boy at his finest.  Lyric smirked and he winked back at her.

        "So tell me why you don't do a riot of color, Mr. Dark Lord?  I can't imagine black is a popular color in Faery."

        "True, I identify with Faery."  He adjusted his tie knot in the mirror. "But you might say I'm on a protest of sorts.  I wear black because it is everything Faery is not.  I don't need a reminder of what I once had."

        She tapped the spikes running down his jacket sleeve.

        "Well," he added, "a little flash is necessary.  The mortal realm can be so dull."

        She tilted her head against his shoulder. "We make a good looking couple."

        "We do."

        They stared at one another's reflections, and Lyric could almost imagine they were a real couple, until Vail stuck out his tongue at them both.

        "Here."  He reached outside the leaf curtain, and returned to hand her a pair of high heels.  "I picked these out for you."

        Five-inch stripper heels appealed to her inner nasty.  It looked like tooled violet leather, but what kind of animal it had come from was anyone's guess.  "Gorgeous," she said.  "Too pretty to wear any place but…"

        "But?"

        She whispered, "Only place to wear these shoes is in bed."

        "I can arrange for that to happen."

        "I bet you can.  Come out and model for me," he said, and slipped out of the dressing room.

        Lyric gave one last glance to her face, winked at her sassy self, then swished aside the dressing room curtain.  Striding out in the complete outfit, she posed for Vail.  His eyes dropped right to her breasts, and then her slender waist, before traveling down her legs to inspect the bedroom-worthy shoes.

        "Passable?" she asked, finding she preferred her reflection expressed in Vail's eyes to that of the mirror's.

        He grabbed her by the neck and devoured her mouth in a claiming kiss that perked her nipples hard against his crisp black shirt.  Sliding her hand down his chest, she grabbed his hip and pulled him to her, while hooking a leg up aside his thigh.

        The man could kiss.  Nothing tentative or weak, he took what he wanted and made damn sure she did the same.  It was impossible not to like the guy, despite his wanting to ruin her life by bringing her home, and ultimately, right back to the Unseelie lord's hands.

        "It's almost perfect," he offered.

        "Almost?"

        He grabbed something from a wall display. "I think you should add this." 

        Dangling from the middle of one finger sporting chipped black polish, he displayed a thin red braided collar with spikes on it. A delicate silver chain trailed three feet in length. 

        "I thought you said this wasn't a normal fetish store?"

        He moved to put it around her neck.

        Lyric swiped it from him.  "I don't think so, big boy.  That's not my scene."

        "Come on.  It's a look."

        "Oh yeah?"  She threaded the collar about his neck and snapped it to a snug fit.  A tug of the chain pulled up his wicked sexy sneer.  "Can this work for you?"

        He flexed his shoulders and his neck strained against the red collar.  It looked a slice of blood above the somber black shirt collar. 

        The vampire who could scare any mortal shitless, not to mention most other vampires, glared at her.  He looked ready to blow, his eyes narrowing viciously—then he nodded.  "Works for me."


To win the set of Michele's books, Her Vampire Husband, Seducing The Vampire, and Forever Vampire, answer her question: If you were invited to the elite vampire party of the year, and could invite one famous vamp along with you, who would it be? The contest closes at midnight tonight EST and the winner will be announced tomorrow on this thread.