Showing posts with label Stripping Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stripping Christmas. Show all posts

Friday, 14 December 2012

Zenobia Renquist


Announcer: Welcome and we’re back with the North Pole fashion show sponsored by Zenobia Renquist. We’ve had a star studded show tonight, ladies and gentlemen. And it’s now time for the grand finale, the time everyone has been waiting for. Next up is Santa Claus, the one and only, with his lovely wife Mrs. Claus. You might not recognize Kris Kringle since he’s not wearing his Christmas glamor today.

**Kris walks onto the catwalk and pauses. His long white hair hangs loose down his back and over one shoulder adding an accent to the red, Mandarin-style suit hugging his tall, toned physique.**

Announcer: Definitely not the jolly fat man I’m used to. That’s for sure. And here is Mrs. Claus dressed… wow! Barely anything. If she wasn’t on the naughty list before, that dress should put her on it now.

**Kris’s long, pointed ears tinge red, a blush creeping up his face, as Alex joins him on stage. Her generous curves are swathed in a green backless, micro-mini dress with a bustier top, sporting a sprig of mistletoe and holly nestled between her breasts.**

**After placing a quick kiss on Kris’s cheek, Alex places her hand on his elbow and walks with him down the catwalk. Kris walks smoothly but he doesn’t seem happy with the amount of cameras flashing. Alex appears to be in her element, even giving a little twirl and winking at the audience at the end of the catwalk before letting Kris escort her back.**

Announcer: My, my, my. I’m not sure where Santa found a wife life that, but he’s a very lucky man. That surely does explain why the Northern Lights have been shining so bright the last few nights. Thank you, Kris and Alex, the stars of White Hot Christmas: Stripping Christmas by Zenobia Renquist.

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Alex is firmly on the naughty list and she wants Santa to join her.

Alex thought she was going to a job, instead she ends up marrying the heir to the title of Santa Claus. The vows have been said and cannot be taken back, even if Alex isn't the ideal bride Kris was hoping for to re-energize the powers of the House of Kringle. But, Alex is about to teach him that being a little naughty -- or a lot -- can go a long way.

Genre: Erotic Urban Fantasy Romance, Interracial, Fey

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Announcer: Santa isn’t the only celebratory from the North Pole. Next up is another member of the Kringle family. Spir, the spirit of Christmas, and his lovely wife Danette. These lovebirds are newlyweds who tore themselves away from their honeymoon long enough to come strut their stuff with us today.

**Danette and Spir walk on stage together. Spir, wearing a dark grey suit with red trim, has his arm around Danette’s waist. The long black, braided ponytail gracing Spir’s head is looped over the shoulder opposite from Danette, who is dressed in a soft grey pantsuit trimmed in red.**

Announcer: Spir might not be as flashy as his brother Kris, and Danette is definitely not as risqué as Alex, but these two are a lovely sight. And from the way Spir’s hand is curving around Danette’s behind, I can guess what they’ll be doing after the show.

**Danette tries to pull Spir’s hand up but he distracts her with a spin at the end of the catwalk before he dips her. The audience cheers as Spir gives Danette a deep kiss before letting her stand up straight again and they walk back down the catwalk.**

Announcer: Well now. I’m beginning to see why everyone thinks the polar ice caps are melting. No way snow can last with those two heating up the North Pole. Danette and Spir from Santa’s Helpers: Decorating Spirit by Zenobia Renquist (out now.)


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She's making sure Christmas comes more than once this year.

The Spirit of Christmas should be a joyous person who can spread happiness around the world. Spir is anything but. His mood is as dark as the black clothes he wears. Danette is hired to change his clothing in hopes that his attitude will follow. Spir doesn’t want to cooperate. When she finally gets him out of his clothes, Danette discovers something harder than her job and much more enjoyable.

Genre: Erotic Urban Fantasy Romance, Interracial, Fey

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Excerpt from Decorating Spirit

She shrugged. “This might not have been my calling from birth, like you, but this is my life. I can’t do anything else. My only talent is enhancing people so they are better, brighter versions of themselves, or so everyone thinks they are better and brighter.”

“And now you think you can make me better and brighter?”

“I’m not trying to make you better, Spir. From where I’m standing, you’re perfect already. I’m just trying to make you brighter.” She grinned. “Okay, not brighter. Just less dark. Hence all the gray.”

“Perfect?”

“What about it?”

“I’m not perfect.”

“Dude, have you looked in a mirror ever? There are men who would sell their souls and the souls of their dear mommas to have your looks.”

“I’m not bright like Kris.”

“And your point is what?”

“Women -- fey women -- have always ignored me and flocked to my brother.”

“That makes them blind or stupid or both. Kris is gorgeous and so are you. You’re identical. And did you ever stop to think they were flocking to him because he was the heir of the house? He’s the head of the House of Kringle, the top house in the winter clan. Women would have been flocking to him if he looked like a troll because of the power he now holds.”

Spir stared at her with wide, confused eyes.

“I think the only one hung up on you being his shadow is you, Spir. You let the opinions of a bunch of gold diggers and opportunists determine your self worth. You’re the spirit of Christmas. It can’t exist without you. Even those who don’t believe in Santa do acknowledge you. Have you even visited humans around Christmas time?”

He shook his head.

“Did your uncle?”

“I never saw him leave the North Pole.”

“Well there you go. You’re basing your opinion on false information that further perpetuates your feelings of inadequacy. I was always taught that presents and a jolly fat man in a red suit don’t make Christmas. It’s the feeling inside. The giving -- not to be redundant -- spirit. The love of family and brotherhood and togetherness. Everything else is icing on the cake.” She took his hand and squeezed it. “You’re the cake, Spir.”

His gaze went down to her hand and then back to her eyes. His earlier confusion had changed to surprise.

She released him and stepped back, clearing her throat. She’d gotten too wrapped up in her preaching. “Sorry. I didn’t mean to start lecturing you. It’s one of my bad habits.”

“It’s fine.” He raised the hand she’d held and looked at it as though he’d never seen it before. “It’s completely fine.” He lowered his hand and turned his attention back to her. A ghost of a smile tugged at his lips. “Your enthusiasm has rubbed off on me.”


~ Zenobia Renquist


Commenters on all Changeling Press posts - including this one! - will be entered to win a past Changeling Christmas series! 

Friday, 2 December 2011

Welcome Zenobia Renquist!

My contribution to the White Hot Christmas multi-author series pretty much says everything I feel about Christmas. To everyone who celebrates (for whatever reason you celebrate), I wish you a very merry and stress-free Christmas. For everyone else, Happy Hanukkah, Blessed Yule, and a very happy gift-giving holiday season. 


Happy Reading,


Zenobia Renquist


Stripping Christmas by Zenobia Renquist

Genre: Erotic, Paranormal, Interracial
Release Date: 16 December 2011


Alex is firmly on the naughty list, and she wants Santa to join her.

Alex thought she was going to a job. Instead she ends up marrying the heir to the title of Santa Claus. The vows have been said and cannot be taken back, even if Alex isn't the ideal bride Kris was hoping for to re-energize the powers of the House of Kringle. But Alex is about to teach him that being a little naughty -- or a lot -- can go a long way.



“You are Alexanna Laurel Ford, are you not?”

“Yes. Why?”

Kris shook his head hard. “This cannot be. The website said you were a nice girl of a giving nature. It is the reason I chose you as my bride.”

“I'm not your bride, buddy. Stop saying that.”

“You agreed. Before witnesses, you agreed. The power of matrimony has bound us.”

Alex wasn't going to get anywhere arguing about the marriage thing. She tried a different tactic. “What website?”

Kris walked over to a large desk. Alex followed him. Kris pulled up the website in question and gestured to it. “It seemed the perfect place to find my bride after searching this past year to no avail.”


Alex rolled her eyes at the title of the site -- Finding Your Perfect Mrs. Claus. It was her boss's idea of getting into the holiday spirit. She said, “Show me what you clicked on to get to me.”

The page had two buttons -- one said Naughty and the other said Nice. Naughty referred to strippers who did full nudity, while Nice referred to strippers who went down to a string bikini.

Kris clicked the Nice button, which led to a page of pictures. Alex's picture was the last on the page. Kris said, “I looked through all of the girls and found you the most desirable as my wife.” He clicked on her picture and loaded a page featuring stats about Alex -- age, height, weight, likes, etc -- and a vid of Alex wearing a Mrs. Claus ball gown while handing out presents to a room full of happy men.

Gesturing to the vid, Kris said, “You are a bringer of joy. Looking at this video confirmed you would be my perfect wife. I paid the dowry and here you are.”

Alex snorted. “Dowry, huh?” He had to mean the private party fee to have her strip on location.

“It was a small sum, but I paid it gladly.”

“Did you click on the button that says more?” She pointed to the bottom right of the screen.

Kris clicked the button. Another page loaded, showing the second half of the vid that had started on the previous page. It showed Alex ripping open her Mrs. Claus breakaway dress to the hooting and hollering of the men who had just gotten her presents. She danced on and around a pole while men stuffed money down her bra and panties.

Alex watched as Kris turned pale and his ears drooped until they were almost folded in half. His look of horror returned.

“What… what are you doing? This is naughty. This is extremely naughty. No wife of the House of Kringle should do such things as this.”


Today, Zenobia is giving away a PDF of her Rite Men for Maya to one lucky reader who tells us who's the best Santa Claus you've encountered in real life, book or film :) - or who comments on her post in some other way. Zenobia's contest will stay open all day until midnight, and her winner will be announced tomorrow on this thread.