Zombies? Really? By Isabella Jordan
When I first came up with the idea for my Dusty Mile series, I presented the idea to a friend of mine – one of my six fans – and she shook her head the second I uttered the word “zombie”. I realized that I lost her. I stopped.
“What?” I asked.
“Zombies? Really?”
“Yeah…?” I didn’t see why she was balking here. At first. So I asked, “Why not?”
“Eww,” she said. “So either your hero or heroine is going to be an ugly, dead, rotting, flesh-eating zombie? I would not want to read that.”
Ah. Never considered that someone would assume that’s what I’m talking about. Still, I had to point out, “Vampires are dead.”
“Vampires aren’t rotting and disgusting and ugly,” she retorted.
Now I shook my head.
“What?” she asked.
“Vampires can be rotting and disgusting and ugly,” I replied. “It depends on what you’re reading or watching. Right?”
She conceded. And hey. Not all vampires are sexy like those glittery boys from Twilight or those handsome Salvatore brothers from The Vampire Diaries. Anyone ever seen 30 Days of Night? The vampires in that film are about as appealing as the zombies.
So as a reader, do you get to the word zombie and shut down? How can that possibly be romantic? Well, I’m here to make you feel better about zombies in romance. First of all, at least in my Dusty Mile Series at Changeling Press, there are no zombie heroes or heroines. (Note: I have seen a couple of books where the author pulled this off to be fair, but still…). There. Feel better now? I thought so.
Now, I can still see a flicker of hesitation. So let me tell you a little about my series, Dusty Mile. Like my latest television addiction, The Walking Dead, my series follows a group of characters surviving in a world where the zombie apocalypse has just landed and turned most of the population into mindless, flesh-eating monsters. But the monsters aren’t the focus. The survivors are. It’s a human story.
How would you survive in a world where you are the prey and most of the people you knew and loved are dead, eaten? Where would you get food when everything in the grocery stores rots or expires? Where would you get gas for your car once the power goes out? How are you at risk in a world without laws?
Oh, it gets more dramatic. I know those of you who grew up on the George A. Romero zombie films like me are sitting there thinking, “yeah, been there, done that.” Try this on. How would interactions change between survivors who came fresh from a society that is heavy on impersonal electronic connections and low on personal human connections? See what I mean?
One thing that does bother me from film to film on most zombie films is the lack of continuity and as a fan of the romance genre, I need that. Each film had a group of survivors and at the end, all you can do is hope they made it. You never see them again, never learn their fate. No, I wanted a connection.
So I decided on a family. Uncle Larry, for this series, is my anchor. He came from a big family whose home was on Dusty Mile road. Once he and his sisters grew up and started their own families, they came back every summer. Well, Larry didn’t start a family. He went into the military and retired back at his family’s home. Once his parents died, he claimed the house and the family came each summer for him. Each summer he showed his many nephews survival skills, cryptically warning them that they would need them some day – like he knew the apocalypse was coming. The series is about those nephews, grown, sexy young men who realize as soon as the world goes to hell that they have only one place to go – to a man they are sure has survived and will know what to do. That’s right. Uncle Larry.
And of course they meet some wonderful women on the way.
The first is Dusty Mile: Charmer and it came out earlier this year:
In a world where humans are prey, new rules for sex and love are still evolving...
Caroline McGrath is thrilled to find another survivor of the zombie apocalypse -- until she realizes he's Robbie Huston, the only guy she ever had a one-night stand with.
Now they're depending on each other for their very survival, and the sparks fly. Still, she has to wonder if Robbie would want her if she wasn't just about the only woman left on Earth? After all, he walked away once.
When they find Tyler, another survivor, everything gets more complicated. Caroline discovers she likes being watched, but while Tyler has no problem indulging her voyeuristic fantasies, and even joining their sensual play, Caroline's now got twice as much to lose. Will she be able to hold on to both her men once they reach Robbie's uncle at Dusty Mile?
Dusty Mile: Charmer
Isabella Jordan
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Copyright ©2011 Isabella Jordan
"Caroline," he began, keeping his voice calm. "We can't stay here. You have a Jeep. I have guns and some ammo. Let's get out of here."
Caroline met his gaze then.
"I know we don't know each other that well," he spoke her thought aloud, thankfully not referencing the night they'd spent together. "But we're both the survivor type to have made it this far. Right?"
"I guess." He was right. They couldn't stay there in the building. Not without starving anyway. Or going absolutely crazy.
She had transportation. He had... "Why do you have guns?" she asked.
"That apartment I picked my way into," Robbie explained. "Guy had a gun safe in there and the key was stuck to the back in one of those magnetic boxes. Three handguns and an assault rifle that I'm pretty sure isn't legal. There's enough ammo to get us started. We can find more on the way. We'll need it with those things."
"And you know how to use guns?" She wanted to make sure before she agreed to anything.
Robbie nodded. "I'm from Texas originally. My dad was a card-carrying member of the NRA. Thought every man should know how to be a decent marksman."
He said the last with a heavy accent and she guessed doing an impersonation of his father. She almost smiled and then thought better of it. "Your parents...?"
Robbie's gaze didn't waver. "Dad's been gone for a while. Long before this. And Mom..." His eyes slid closed and she considered her question answered.
"How about you? Do you have... anyone?" he asked carefully.
"My parents have been gone for a long time. I didn't have brothers or sisters. And the family I did have left, well, I couldn't reach any of them..."
"Anyone else? You know..."
Her cheeks warmed when she realized now he was wondering if she'd lost a boyfriend or a husband. He hadn't seemed worried about that the one night they'd spent together. But in his defense, he'd been drunk too.
Caroline chuckled. "Well, there's an ex-boyfriend I wouldn't miss much if he got eaten. But other than that, no."
Robbie grinned now. He really had a great smile. "Yeah, I had one of those exes. Doesn't really matter now, does it?"
His gaze moved over her face in a way that brought more heat to her cheeks. Such intensity in those deep green eyes... Why was he looking at her like that? Did he realize her heart had just gone from ten to sixty in her chest?
Caroline looked away first, ending the moment, and stepped back. She had to remember it had probably been a while since he'd gotten laid. Maybe not since the world as they knew it ended. That was likely the only reason he was looking at her like that.
For that matter, it had been a long time for her too. The last time she'd had sex had been the night with him. He was good in bed, she'd give him that.
"So what are we going to do?" Caroline asked. "How do I know you won't take my keys and leave me here?" You've left me before. "You're... armed..."
Robbie nodded but his expression remained patient, calm. "I'm not going to leave you, Caroline. You're just going to have to trust me."
Trust him?
"Don't give me that look." Now his infectious grin was back. "You have every right to feel that way. I'll just have to earn your trust somehow. And you could have done worse even though you might not agree with me right now."
Okay, he was earning points for at least alluding to the fact that he was an asshole.
"I guess we need a plan here, right?" Caroline tried to focus on their situation now. "I tried it without a plan yesterday and you see how well that turned out."
Robbie laughed with her. "We'll come up with a plan. I have an idea about where we could go. And it would probably be a good idea to get a solid night's sleep before we try this. It's almost dark now..."
Caroline nodded her agreement. They should absolutely use any advantages they had, daylight being one of them.
"Can I take your couch?" He tipped his head in the direction of her living room furniture which was covered by blankets, old magazines...
"Sure." At least he wasn't making assumptions about how things would go between them. "Wait, don't you have to go back and get your guns and stuff?"
"Oh, shit," he muttered, dashing for her door. "I left them in the hall."
"Why?"
"I needed your trust and I wasn't sure marching in like the Terminator with my assault rifle was the way to go."
While Caroline watched, he pulled a handgun from the waistband of his jeans at his back. He flipped a switch at the top of the handle, the safety she guessed. Then with the gun at the ready, he worked the deadbolt and lock of her door and darted out just long enough to grab an enormous duffle bag and an acoustic guitar. He worked furiously to secure the door again before tucking the gun back into his waistband and dropping the bag carefully to the floor by the door.
"Did you see that... thing?"
Robbie shook his head. "No."
"Those are the guns?"
He nodded. "That and a few travel items. Just in case you said yes." His mouth curved up into a cute half smile. "Traveling light. You'll need to pack too."
Pack. It was a daunting thought. She'd be leaving her apartment, her home, behind. The shock of it must have showed on her face because his expression softened. "I know. It seems crazy to have to just pick up and take off. Leave everything familiar."
One huge question echoed in her mind. "But where are we going, Robbie?"
"South to Virginia."
"Who or what's in Virginia?"
"A crazy uncle who's been predicting some shit like this would hit for years. If anyone's still out there, he is."
Caroline nodded, hoping they would find his relative. But she didn't state the obvious. The odds were against it.
"And if that doesn't pan out, wherever there's food and shelter and whatever else we need to stay alive. That's the main goal now."
Staying alive.
It was one hell of a big change from the daily goals she used to have. Now the thought of what she'd eat and what she'd watch on television before she went to sleep alone seemed so trivial and unimportant. And it really was.
She'd have given anything to have that world back.
Next up is Dusty Mile 2: Soldier. I hope to have it out either later this year or early next year:
(This is the story of Robbie's cousin Owen.)
Owen finished his time in the Army and put aside the soldier to have an ordinary life. He had an ordinary job that he lost to the economy, an ordinary wife who left him for his best friend. And just before he could lose his home, the zombie apocalypse happened. Putting the soldier back on, he plans to blaze a trail to Uncle Larry's. Until one amazing woman crosses his path.
Dana has had anything but an ordinary life. Forced into prostitution as a teen, her heart aches for the baby she had to give up during those dark days. With the rejects of hell roaming the earth, and law and order no longer existent, no court can now stop her from finding her lost daughter -- or finding out what happened to her.
The resurrected soldier in Owen requires a woman who can match his skill and bravery. Dana needs a man who can let her shine -- and snap a bone when she needs him to. Will they find her daughter? Will they find Uncle Larry? Will they survive and find love in a world gone crazy?
Oh, I also have a series of shorts that goes along with this series called Dusty Mile Survival Guide. The first one, Fun in the Garden, is available in October.
It’s not necessary to read this series of shorts to understand the main series. But it’s some extra sexy time with the characters and I hope you’ll like them.
Dusty Mile Survival Guide 1: Fun in the Garden - October 14th!
Against all odds, Caroline and Robbie have made it safely to Uncle Larry's Dusty Mile Camp. Survival is their top priority in a world where they're what's on the menu!
Uncle Larry wants his new camp members to start a garden in an effort to re-establish a food supply, but Caroline can kill a plant looking at it. Robbie decides Caroline's just not properly motivated. Some plowing of a different kind might be just the thing to get this project growing!
What else? I can promise you emotional sexy stories where zombie gore is implied but not graphically played out for you. It is a romance. I hope you’ll give this series a try and that you enjoy it. You can check out the first chapter of Dusty Mile: Charmer here: http://isabellajordan.com/excerpts/dustymilechapterone.pdf
My stuff aside, what’s your favorite zombie book or movie?
Thank you!
Isabella Jordan
Woot!
ReplyDeleteI love this series, Isy!
Though yes, I always hesitate when I hear zombie romance. Body parts falling off and everything.
I am just discovering zombie books, so I haven't read any, yet, but am looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteI really like AMC's The Walking Dead series. I can't wait for season 2 to begin.
Thanks,
Tracey D
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Hi,
ReplyDeleteI haven't read any zombie books but would love to try one!!! Especially after reading this excerpt. I've been the type that has shut down after seeing the word 'zombie' :))
Valerie
in Germany
Nothing will fall off the hero(oes) or heroine. Promise!
ReplyDeleteNot sure I could cope with a zombie hero or heroine, but I'm all for romance among the zombie apocalypse :). Especially if Isy writes it!
ReplyDeleteTracey, I don't know that series but will look out for it!
Isy,thanks for joining us today! Why do you think zombies are so "popular" just now?
Marie
Tracey, I'm a huge fan of that show! 10/16 won't come soon enough for me. =)
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Isy
Valerie! So glad to see you. I hope you will give the romances with zombies a try -- not just mine -- because it's a story of human survival. And hey, what an alternate universe to throw your characters into. =)
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Marie, first, thanks for having me here. Why do I think zombies are so popular? One theory I have is that right now the general consensus is that the world economy is bad. When a population is in bad financial times, you see more instances of depression, suicide, chronic illness, etc. For some zombie fans, and I've felt this way even though I'm also just a fan of the genre, those zombies represent all the things wrong in the world at the moment. They represent the horror we face. BUT unlike the real world troubles -- who among us can fix the economic situation of our global community? -- they can be vanquished, destroyed. You feel, through the characters, that maybe you have some control here after all. You can DO something about the zombies.
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Hey Isy! Loved Charmer. Can't wait to read the two new ones! Roxanne
ReplyDeleteRoxanne! Thanks for coming! I'm glad you liked Charmer. Robbie and Caroline are back in the new hot flash Dusty Mile Survival Guide: Fun in the Garden on 10/14. I hope you like it!
ReplyDeleteIsy
Interesting theory, Isy! I'll buy it :).
ReplyDeleteMarie
You're awesome, Marie. =)
ReplyDeleteHaven't read any zombie books yet and can't say I have ever watched zombie movies either. This series sounds fantastic. The excerpt really had me interested. Definitely want to read more!
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i don't actually have a favorite "zombie" movie or series, the closest i could come would be the movie Blade II when then vampyres are mutated into a zombie like creature.
ReplyDeletei love the cover on the book and the series sounds wonderful. i am hoping this will become my favorite zombie series.
trvlagnt1t@yahoo.com
Ok I honestly have to say that I'm not a big fan of zombies and I probably would've balked at a zombie romance had it not been explained to me, this story however sounds rather intriguing!
ReplyDeleteAs for zombie books or movies? Well as I said before I'm not a big fan of zombies so I haven't read a lot of books or seen a lot of movies.
There is one movie that was about zombies that I actually got into, I Am Legend with Will Smith. I love Will Smith as an actor and the story line itself was pretty good.
There was also a story I read in an anthology about a couple getting together around a zombie Apocalypse and it was a pretty decent read!
Thanks for the contest!
kakuchouakisame_19@yahoo.com
Oh, you've got to check out Lust After Death by Daisy Harris. It was my first every zombie romance story, and it totally worked! Now I have your series to look forward to too, Isy.
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Hmmm, I do like a good zombie story. Until recently, they were hard to find (unless you wanted the whole "me eat brain" type of story). My favorite zombie story is Zombieland. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but I thought Woody Harrelson was amazing! And Bill Murray, don't even get me started!!!
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Jean, thank you SO much! That's means the world to me today. Isy
ReplyDeleteTammy, LOVED Blade II. That was such an awesome scene! Thank you for coming out. I hope you will like the series. =)
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Gabby, hey thanks! I love I Am Legend by the way. It didn't end the same as the book but it was well done and that's the reason the story appealed to me. I enjoy worrying about the characters. =)
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for coming out!
Isy
I've got Daisy's book, Cathy and I was excited about reading it. Now after reading your post, I can't wait! Thank you! And I hope you like Dusty Mile too.
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Isy
Jen, that is one of my favorite movies. Woody as Tallahassee? Loved him! They were all just perfect and I loved Bill Murray's cameo. =) Thanks for coming out. Glad you mentioned zombie books were hard to find. That's one reason I decided to write them. =)
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I hope you add me to your list of fans... I love your work. I've just discovered Changeling Press and have purchased all of your Leopard and Egyptian stories... the rest are all on my "to read soon" list...
ReplyDeleteI have to say that Zombieland was the first zombie movie I ever enjoyed (my husband loves all the brain eating varieties). Zombieland had a little puppy love twist, made me laugh and not once did I have to cover my ears to drown out the slurping and crunching sounds. That was the best recipe for a zombie movie for me...
I am so sure your very creative (very intact) mind imagined all of the good stuff and typed it up in an amazing package! I can't wait to read it!
Thank you for your communication and commitment to your fans - all of us... there is more than you know - really appreciate you!
Christine, thank you so much for that. What a wonderful note! I'm so glad you enjoyed the Leopards and Egyptians and I'm hoping to continue both those series very soon.
ReplyDeleteZombieland was wonderful and that's what I wanted for my series. They're there. They are a threat but we don't need to see them graphically eat someone like in Resident Evil. So I hope you'll give it a try. =)
Thank you so much!
Isy
Okay, it's just after 1 AM where Marie is by my calculations and so I think this ends my broadcasting day. I'm really bad at picking winners on events like this SO... the winners are Christine, Jen, Cathy, Gabby, Tammy, Jean, Roxanne, Tracey and Valerie. Email me at isy.jordan(at)gmail.com. Thank you all so much!
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Thanks, Isy! You've saved me a job this morning - which is fortunate, because I've slept in! So I'll just repeat Isy's winners: Christine, Jen, Cathy, Gabby, Tammy, Jean, Roxanne, Tracey and Valerie - who should contact Isy direct at the above email address.
ReplyDeleteIsy,thanks for being such a fab and generous guest of honour!
Marie
Wow, thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteValerie
in Germany