The problem with Christmas is that I just
don’t seem to have enough time to do everything I want to do. We need to add
half days to the calendar. They would fit in between the whole days. You know,
December 1, December 1 ½, December 2, December 2 ½. You get the idea. If we add
just one half day between each of the existing days from now until Christmas,
I’ll have enough time to get everything done.
I promise to use the extra time to put up
my tree, decorate the house, bake up a storm, clean the house from top to
bottom, take the grandkids to see Santa, do my Christmas shopping, wrap the
presents and attend all those amazing Christmas functions I’m invited to.
Oh, and while they’re at it, maybe the
powers-that-be can arrange for me to not gain any weight while I overindulge in
all the Christmas goodies! What do you think? Am I asking too much? LOL!
I do love the Christmas season. The music,
the decorations, the smiles on everyone’s faces make me feel all warm and fuzzy
inside. I love the smells, and the fresh white snow glistening under the cold
light of a new moon. Winter is still new
and fresh and exciting, and I swear I can almost hear the bells jingling on
Santa’s sleigh while the reindeer fly overhead. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have
a tree to decorate and cookies to bake.
Merry
Christmas everyone!
Anne Kane
Series: Holiday
Howlz
Title: Dawg-Napped!
ISBN:
978-1-60521-303-3
Genres:
Paranormal, Magic and Mayhem
Themes: Shapeshifter, Seasonal
Publisher
URL Changeling Press - Erotic Fiction
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BLURB:
When one of Santa's elves stops at the
Prairie Dawg Saloon on his vintage motorcycle, Cyndi can't resist taking a
closer look at the classic bike. Then Bruce comes back outside unexpectedly and
Cyndi panics, shifting to hide in one of the saddlebags. She doesn't realize
the bike is a matchmaking reindeer in disguise. Comet knows all about the sexy
little critters of Dawg Town , and he's decided the cute little
prairie dawg is just what Bruce needs to cuddle up with him in his North Pole
cottage.
EXCERPT:
“Well,
now I’m going to have to wake her up and try to explain why she’s freezing her
furry little tail off at the North Pole instead of sunning it in Barkus,
Kansas.”
The
North Pole? Cyndi cracked one eye open, but all she could see was an impressive
set of antlers. She closed her eyes and snuggled back down into the blankets.
Blankets?
Her sleep-befuddled mind nudged her. She should be in human form if there were
blankets. She obligingly shifted into human form, stretching her arms out over
her head to help get the blood flowing. Prairie dawgs went into semi
hibernation in the winter, so when her body in dawg-form had encountered cold
it had automatically slowed her physiology down to conserve energy. Coming out
of hibernation left her feeling sluggish, and somewhat cold. She shivered.
“Oh.
My. Christmas tree!”
The
shock in the biker’s deep voice penetrated the layers of fog, and Cyndi
reluctantly opened her eyes. He was taller than she remembered, at least five ten . His dark curly hair was tucked behind his
pointed ears before it fell to his shoulders in a sexy tangle. A pair of the
brightest blue eyes she’d ever seen were busy taking in every detail of her naked
body.
The
fact that her clothing didn’t shift with her meant she was stark naked, and she
hastily pulled the blanket up to her chin. Feeling a little more confident now
that she was covered, Cyndi tore her attention away from the mouthwatering
biceps on the biker and turned her head to look at the other speaker. She
blinked, confused. All she could see was a deer regarding her with its soft
brown eyes.
“She’s
in shock, Bruce. You’re going to have to warm her up slowly.” A hint of panic
sounded in the deer’s voice.
She
was not in shock, she was coming out of hibernation mode, but right now she
wasn’t up to explaining the difference to the attractive elf, let alone the
deer. Or was it a buck? Those antlers really were impressive.
“I’m
sorry. I didn’t realize you’d suffer like this when I held the saddle bags
closed.” The deer batted its insanely long eyelashes at her. “I just thought
you and Bruce might hit it off.”
“A
taaalllkkkin deeer?” Cyndi started to wonder if she was still asleep and this
was just a bizarre dream.
“I’m
not a deer. I’m one of Santa’s reindeer.” He actually sounded offended, and the
look on his face tempted her to giggle. “I’m capable of disguising myself as
the bike you couldn’t keep your paws off of. It’s no harder to believe than a
shapeshifting prairie dog.”
“Comet,
mind your manners!”
Cyndi turned her attention back to the hunky
elf. A talking reindeer that doubled as a vintage bike was just a little too
much to deal with at the moment.
“Who
are you and where are we?” She drew the blanket tighter around her and glanced
at her surroundings. They were sitting on a thick bed of straw, and it looked
for all the world like a hayloft somewhere in Kansas .
The
elf frowned, looking concerned. “We’re at the North Pole, of course. Where else
would you expect to find elves and reindeer? You were so cold I didn’t want to
chance moving you to the house, so I threw some blankets on top of the straw
and covered you to try to warm you up.”
He
grabbed the hem of his bright red shirt and pulled it over his head, revealing
an impressive set of abs. “You’re still shivering, so I guess it wasn’t enough.
I’ll have to share my body heat with you. It’s the only way to combat the
hypothermia without having you go into shock. Damn Comet and his stupid ideas.”
He tossed the shirt aside and loosened the drawstring on his pants.
Cyndi
felt her temperature go up a notch when he dropped the pants to the ground and
kicked them aside to stand in front of her clad only in a pair of jockey shorts
-- Christmas themed, she noticed. The holly and ivy print material stretched
valiantly over a massive bulge at his groin. She tried to remember what she
knew about elves. Were they all well hung? Because unless she was mistaken,
that was the largest hard-on she’d ever seen.
He
was under the impression that she had hypothermia or shock or something. She
supposed she should tell him she was okay, before he got completely naked. Then
again, he’d seen everything she had to offer, and turnabout was fair play. She
hadn’t had a good roll in the hay since her previous boyfriend moved to the
other side of Kansas last spring. This was
starting to look interesting. She kept her mouth closed.
“AAhhhemmmm.”
Mischief danced in the reindeer’s eyes as he turned toward the door. “I’ll just
go make sure everything went okay in our absence.” He looked at Bruce, and
nodded his antlers toward the bed. “You need to be under those blankets with
her if you’re going to warm her up.” Prancing gleefully, the matchmaking mammal
sidled out the door.
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You are definitely not asking too much!! I agree wholeheartedly.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the post and the excerpt...looks like a great read!!
Valerie
in Germany
Merry Christmas to you too, Anne. No stress, no panic, right?
ReplyDeletetessa.bamberg@kolumbus.fi
Very nice excerpt.
ReplyDeletebn100candg(at)hotmail(dot)com
Thanks everyone :) Hope you all enjoy a wonderful holiday season this year.
ReplyDeleteI would love that too, Anne--I cannot resist Christmas treats, and what a treat it would be for them to all be calorie free this time of year ;) Have a wonderful month of celebrating!
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